August 2006 Archives

Are you sick and tired of being around people in public, jabbering away on their cell phones -- talking about how they need to pick up mayonnaise at the grocery store, or some other bullshit topic?

Are you tired of people not paying attention while half-assedly steering two tons of metal at 75 miles per hour, BlackBerrying away, paying no attention to the road?

Do you find it sad and disconcerting to see groups of people sitting around a table for dinner, all of them engaged in text messaging?

What the fuck happened to actually talking to people?

What the fuck happened to dialogue that wasn't one-sided, trifling and annoying as hell?

Well -- I have had it.

Something needs to be done.

If I cannot smoke my cigarette in public -- I don't want to be forced to endure some dumbass' second hand cell phone conversation.

I also do not want to have my ass run over by some ignorant-ass motorist who can barely drive in the first place.

I'm thinking the next time some self-absorbed, loud-as-hell, cell phone-chattering nitwit starts inflicting his or her second hand chatter, I'm going to start spinning in circles, chanting to the high heavens or engaging in some sort of socially frowned-upon behavior.

If you have any ideas about acts of civil, cell phone disobedience, please feel free to share them.

If you're the kind of person who jabbers away constantly -- let's just say that's there quite a number of us out there who think your behavior is rude and inconsiderate.

If you're going to make our lives unpleasant and hellish, I think it's time we start returning the favor.

...I sure get upset reading about vain white ladies shooting up on fetal matter.

Truth has become stranger than fiction.

This is curious:

The Bureau of National Health Insurance (BNHI) is considering the inclusion of "test tube babies" in the national health insurance (NHI) program to help lift the birth rate and cut costs for infertile couples eager to have children.

...206,000 babies were born in Taiwan in 2005, among whom, 51 percent were first babies, 37 percent were second babies and only 11 percent were third babies.

This shows that most people will have no siblings in the future, the officials said.

Officials at the DOH's Bureau of Health Promotion said nearly 30 percent of Taiwan people aged between 20 and 39 would rather stay single all their lives than get married.

Other reasons for shunning marriage included celibacy, difficulty in meeting their "Mr. Right" or "Ms. Right", and "too much trouble involving marriage."

People actually choose celibacy? I dunno about that – but this could be an explanation. Who would want to raise kids in this kind of mess?

China will be a force for global peace but it must arm its military with the latest in high-tech weapons and ensure that Taiwan never splits from the mainland, the defense minister said Monday.

Minister Cao Gangchuan said modernization remained the armed forces' priority, the China News Service reported.

"The entire military must eye the historic destiny of China's military in the new century and new era and push forward the main line of a Chinese-style revolution in military affairs," the service quoted Cao as saying.

"We must unswervingly fulfill our sacred duty to defend state sovereignty, territorial integrity and security and never tolerate Taiwan independence and never permit Taiwan independence forces under any name or under any circumstances or form to split Taiwan from the motherland."

The report also said that China's military modernization was largely aimed at retaking Taiwan by force, with Beijing targeting some 800 ballistic missiles at the island which it views as a renegade province awaiting reunification.

And just where does the U.S. stand in this?

We're in talks to sell Taiwan $5 billion in warplanes!

A US official confirmed on Thursday that Taiwan is seeking to buy as many as 66 advanced Lockheed Martin Corp F-16 fighter aircraft over a period of five to 10 years to guard its skies from any Chinese assault.

A Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman, Liu Jianchao (劉建超), said in Beijing yesterday that China, prompted by press reports in Taiwan, had urged Washington not to supply the fighters.

A Washington-based representative of the Taiwanese Air Force declined to comment, as did Bethesda, Maryland-based Lockheed Martin, the Pentagon's biggest supplier.

US arms sales to Taiwan are particularly thorny. They are opposed by Beijing, mired in partisan wrangling in Taipei and viewed by Washington as a test of Taiwan's willingness to invest in its own defense and cut the danger of a cross-strait clash into which US forces could be drawn.

Since Bush approved Taiwan's request for submarines, anti-submarine warfare aircraft, four decommissioned Kidd-class destroyers and other weapons in 2001, most of these deals have been held up in Taiwan's legislature, highlighting similar potential snags to an F-16 deal, assuming it is approved by the US, as is expected.

Ya know, the past few weeks have been unnerving for a variety of reasons. The U.S. sells arms to Israel, then turns around and sells arms to Saudi Arabia. Today's warning from Damascus and Dhahran sound a bit ominous, days before Arab leaders convene to decide what to do about the Israel/Lebanon conflict.

Now we're stepping up into this mess between China and Taiwan and all I can think is that what this nation does best is sell weaponry, export violence and market mutually assured destruction all over the world.

I guess that makes us look tough (and industrious) but it makes me understand why so many folks fear, dislike and sometimes, even admire us.

We're a nation of big-pimpin' thugs -- and there's plenty of folks who get off on that.

They probably chew with their mouth open...