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February 18, 2008
Jeans for Flat-Assed Bigots
I've been receiving a rash of e-mails regarding multiple sightings of bumper stickers promoting Caucasians® Jeans -- "Jeans for White Guys!"
According to the website, the St. Louis based company was founded in response to FUBU -- you know, the fashion line started by some uppity New York Negroes way-back in 1992.
The pants are apparently designed for truckers who are not members of The Black Truckers Association, which is really too bad because Caucasians® Jeans are purported to be "one inch deeper in the crotch area..[and] won't cut you in half on that long haul."
In other words, whether you're a grower or a shower, a little extra third leg room will delight Larry Craig and lot lizards nationwide.
As for me, I can't wait for the line of white hoodies.
I'm going to score a pair and wear them with my Acceptably Black t-shirt.
Nothing says that we have over come like sitting on the man.
Wink.
I am, of course, appalled. Why, you ask? Because they say, "Don't forget to tell your buddy's!"
My buddy's what? His dog? It looks like Mr. Spokesmodel's dog doesn't want shit to do with him. And I really can't blame the dog about that. Nothing says "take me seriously" like grammatical violations.