June 14, 2004

A Frenzied Fortnight

Between the wedding, the circus, the events, the parties, the deadlines and the dating -- as well as the hail storm and the tornado that knocked out my lights for three days, the past two weeks have been a blur.

Looking at last year's calendar - I'm reminded how nutty last June was, too! I really have nothing to complain about - not at all, it's just hectic....and I start get squirrelly with this much going on. So it's time to take a breather, take a nap and take in my pants (God bless South Beach - but the clothes are getting a little too baggy!)

I have found the perfect matchmaker, though - www.lovecalculator.com - and the results are amazing! Take the test today!!!

THE
PARAMOUR
THE
MATH
THE
VERDICT
THE EVIL
LIGHT OF
REALITY
17% Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Anderson Cooper and Rob Thurman, but the chance is very small. No Meeting Gloria Vanderbilt.
44% The chance of a relationship working out between Nick Brendan and Rob Thurman is not very big....you'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. His wife might mind.
47% The chance of a relationship working out between Colton Ford and Rob Thurman is not very big...You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it. How much more do I have to "invest" in this porn star?  Does this mean that I have to start selling plasma to buy his DVDs?
65% Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Clive Owen and Rob Thurman has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Talk about noncommittal...damn actors!
89% Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between George W Bush and Rob Thurman has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Oh, there'd be some work to do for sure!
89% Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Tavis Smiley and Rob Thurman has a very good chance....remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc. I'd talk to Tavis anyday, anywhere ...anytime.
95% Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Loretta Lynn and Rob Thurman has a very good chance of being successful..... Well of course!  Look at the hair...
97% Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Camel Turkish Gold 100s and Rob Thurman has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Ahhh...love forever, well until my lungs collapse.
Posted June 14, 2004 05:12 PM
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