Alexander - 100% Pussy Lover

I am pissed, irate and flat-out outraged that Angry Greeks Deny Alexander the Great Was Bisexual

ATHENS (Reuters) - A group of Greek lawyers are threatening to sue Warner Bros. film studios and Oliver Stone, director of the widely anticipated film "Alexander," for suggesting Alexander the Great was bisexual.

Anthropoligical data shows that ancient Greeks had a totally different sexual construct than what we have today. But I'm not a historian. I'm just a pissed off homo who doesn't understand why folks are hollerin' that Oliver Stone took passages from Greek texts and tried to depict a complicated male relationship that occured 1600 years ago. Different times. Different cultures. Different words. Gay, bi......whatever...those current language and social constructs don't apply to ancient Macedonia.

And there may be no reason to raise a ruckus in the first place. I'm not even sure that male-on-male lovin' was ever even filmed in the film that opens next week. I've seen conflicting reports over whether the scenes were shot, were cut and/or being shown. So what if Colin Farrell fucks Jared Leto? Is it really more disturbing than watching him screw crazy ass Angelina Jolie? Perhaps the moral values debate has jumped the pond. ******CORRECTION******* Jolie plays his mother, not lover. My bad. Screwing your mom was Aeschylus.....not Alexander.

Regardless of whether the debate is here, or there....I think folks need to wake up that male-on-male action happens, happens often and that if grown men will fuck a goat...do you really think they'll turn down a really good blow job, regardless who is giving it?

I'm just on a tear. And I think I'm gonna start keeping a list of all the married fuckers who get on line looking for a blow job (or better yet, married men who want to get fucked). And I hope I wind up exposing one of these morally righteous fuckers who espouse these puritanical notions but don't mind a little something something from time to time.

I admit it. I'm just sick of all these folks and their bullshit moral values and homophobia.

Cock sucker that I am, I dunno....my moral values center around addressing issues of poverty, health care and education. Guess I have some flawed thinking.

And to make matters worse, I'm sitting here listening to a debate of whether or not evolution should be taught in school.

AAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!