Trashy Instead of Classy

My co-worker passed along this bit of holiday party etiquette.

1. DRESS PROFESSIONALLY.
Even though this is a party, remember it is sponsored by your company, not your neighborhood pals. Refrain from dressing sexy or provocatively.
2. MINGLE.
It’s easy to cluster with the people you work with daily, but break out of the clique and circulate the party. Spend five to 10 minutes with as many different people as you can. This is an excellent opportunity to find out about new projects or clients and get to know new faces including upper management. Don’t be afraid to say “hi” and thank the big wigs for hosting the holiday party.
3. BEWARE OF CRUDE LANGUAGE.
Nothing says trashy instead of classy like foul language and inappropriate jokes. Respect your co-workers and keep your conversations “clean”.
4. TWO DRINK LIMIT.
Be careful with your alcohol consumption. Limit yourself to two drinks or better yet, no drinks at all. You would not want to say or do something you may regret come Monday morning and although it probably won’t be documented in your files, the court of public opinion may rule you unfit for promotions or raises in the future should alcohol cause loose lips to embarrass you.
5. NO EXCESSIVE FLIRTING.
Inappropriate soulbearing or chest-bearing in light of sexual harassment issues is frowned upon in most workplace settings. Gone are the days of office parties giving license to discreet indiscretions. It’s your career. Manage it and your emotions, and hormones wisely.