Here's a Story....

Barry Williams and his wife Eila (pictured, right)are getting divorced.

I would be saddened to hear that Barry is leaving Eila 'coz he's still all crushed out on Florence, but I am much more upset that the AP is reporting that's he's divorcing Eila (they've even spelled her name wrong) and they're running a picture of Serena Williams.

Serena. Eila. Eila. Serena.