Valentine's Dispatches Discharges

Geez....and after all my trips to the Doctor's office this week, all I got was an eczema diagnosis.......

An Open Letter to My Valentine
I am glad you enjoyed the Valentine chocolates. I have to admit, I had originally thought it may be a bit over the top to bring you heart shaped chocolates on Valentines Day, but was happy that you found the gesture to be romantic. As for your gift to me? I typically LOVE the non-traditional gift. I think it speaks volumes when a would-be suitor thinks nonlinearly and brings me the unexpected. That said, I must say that your Valentine gift, of Gonorrhea, although certainly non-traditional, was NOT welcome.