I've been meaning to call Bradley all week, and now I know that I must, with the news that Saint Hedwig is closing! Hopefully, y'all caught his portrayal of a different Hedwig last year.

Coz I was raised the right way, i.e., Southern Baptist, I wasn't subjected to all that crazy ass idolatry of the Catholic Church that makes people flagellate themselves. Hell no, we played with snakes. That's real Jesus lovin'.

I was so surprised to find out that Saint Hedwig is the Patron Saint of:

• Bavaria
• Brides
• Duchesses
• Death of children
• Difficult marriages
• Silesia
• Victims of jealousy
• Widows

Patron Saint of Dead Children? Ewww.... but patron Saint of Jealousy?