My Secret Life

In the interest of making sure that they're up-to-date with my life, my very concerned Alma Mater sent me a form, which I'd like to share with you.

My name is Robert Wayne Thurman.

Okay, that I knew.

But I've been busy since graduation 12 years ago:

I also have a really rich ethnic history, since I'm:

r

Pshew! My mom sure was busy, too! There's some sorta baby-daddy joke in here, but I'm not gonna insult my father, god rest his soul.

I have a very exotic career in the Far East:

And even though I remember being on the Student Admissions Committee, the Gay & Lesbian Community Alliance ( I was prez one year) and was a representative in the student government, I completely forgot that I was also busy with these fun-filled activities:

Why I remember none of that, I dunno -- I guess it was too many keggers? And as for letterman, well....I was fond of the letter e when I was a senior, but I really don't think I'd put that on any sort of official documentation.

Anyway.....I also love retirement!

Oh! And I have children (with an un-named spouse)- some of whom were born even before I was.

I clearly need to unearth these repressed memories and life experiences - and I plan on using my retirement to investigate my hidden life as an
Amer-Asian-Black-Hispanic-Foreign-Other
divorced-widowed-single-separated
(clearly)straight (and very boring) man capable of time travel with a thrilling life in St. Louis, China!