Come Blow Your Horn

Found this lascivious leprechaun over at Craigslist

Bi guy, 42, 6'1", 185, nice looking, fit, safe, clean cut, very oral...will be in the parade and partying most of the day this Thursday... Anyone else out for the day looking to possibly mutually take care of some horns? Let me know. Won't have a place, but willing to be creative if you don't.

Now, I think that's really admirable: even though he's out getting drunk, he's thinking of someone else's woodwind or trombone. I suggest some slide grease for hours of willing creative oral fun.