Just Can't Get a Day Off.....

I really hate to break it to Athletic cyclist but some deeds cannot go unpunished. He says he's, "Bi guy in st louis, looking for similar types."
*sigh*

1. Nice try, distract with an ugly Garden Ridge lamp......but
2. Pier One Glass Block vase from 1996 - is way-so-gay. Let alone
3. No pit hair ('nuff said).
I suspect that you may be sleeping with a woman, though....
4. This isn't a guys room (despite the gay vase), is it?
I'm picking up some "Country Living Girlfriend who shops at Garden Ridge who's into Shabby Chic."
You tacky bastard - are you taking photos of your ass in your girlfriend's room hoping for some man on man action?????
5. And...um....okay, Miss Scarlett with your itty bitty waist!!
6. Amazing ass - turned oh-so-perfectly towards the camera. Yup. You think about your ass a lot. ****GAY****
7. Let alone a classic, vintage armoire painted country apple green......and there's that red herring:
8. That dumb chair.

To make my point: you shave your pits, are obsessed with your ass, you clearly work out compulsively and have the gayest vase. All that other stuff doesn't make you bi - it just makes you a liar.