Hey, it's Good Friday.
While good Catholics are obsessing over the crucifixion, good Protestants are obsessing over their Easter fashions. That whole crown of thorns, soiled loincloth and bloody, nail-skewered hands --not the best look....
One thing that all Christians (and maybe even a few Jews, Muslims, Buddhists and hell-bound atheists) can agree on: decorative cakes in the shape of chickens......a very good thing!
Imagine my surprise seeing this message in my inbox on this holiest of days:
Meet Singles With Christian Principles
How sweet: "Our anniversary is the day Jesus died."
Upon further inspection of the e-mail there was a big, blank empty space, some random html code and then this passage at the very bottom:
....theres was a lot of curiosity regarding the spanish phrases that some enemies spoke. So to satisfy that curiosity this guide was created, as well, the guide includes lots of interesting details.....
A guide for Spanish phrases spoken by some enemies?
This Friday just got really good!
Enjoy and Happy Easter!
Good Friday Spanish Enemy Translation Guide
for Principled, Single Christians.
|"Spanish Enemy" Phrases||
|Te voy a matar||I'm going to kill you!|
|No dejes que escape de la isla||Don't let him get away from island|
|Mira!... esta herido||Look! He is hurt|
|Ahi esta!||There he is|
|Morir es vivir||To die is to live|
|Atras de ti imbecil!||Behind you imbecil!|
|Te coji!||Gotcha! or I **** you|
|Muere, muere....||Die, die....|
|Sera mejor que empiezes a rezar||You Better start praying|
|Basta hijo de ****||Stop you son of *****|
|Te voy a romper en pedazos||I'll break you in to pieces|
|Un forastero!||A foreigner! or A stranger!|
|Cerebro, cerebro, cerebro||Brain, brain, brain|
|Es hora de aplastar(lo)||Is time to crush (crush him)|
|Puedes correr pero no resistir||You might run but wont resist|
|Te voy hacer picadillo||I'll make you mincemeat|
|So cerdo||You pig|