A Waste of Good Wood

My pretend internet boyfriend (who is a gay from New York) compiles the data on the Pope's IKEA-cum-Country Living casket here. Incidentally, he cracked my eggs with this post.

But my thoughts today travel west to Los Angeles (which they've been doing a lot lately), where I'll be (gulp) two weeks from today. Type "coffins" and "Los Angeles" and you find this site.

Octagon Lamb Steel or Silver
Affectionately called "Little Aunt Sarah" and covered in floral embossed cloth, this casket has been a big seller for over seventy years.
List Price: $894 Your Price: $447

Did you know you can save 50%-75% off retail prices and get free local delivery!!

That's a relief! I can only imagine trying to strap "Little Aunt Sarah" on the top of my car, which is something I most certainly do not intend to do on my visit. I've been promised a trip to the Kabbalah Center and if you have any "must-sees" please let me know.