Pretty-n-Punk'd

I love my friends. I love them. I love them.

I'll love them til death!

Even though it was Kelly's birthday yesterday, I got a present - two of them, in fact and a oh-so-special surprise today! Jim and Kelly gave me an amazing found photo and a very lovely Eva Gabor wig that Jim had found out thrifting!

Get your own today at E-Bay!

We took a stroll down to the Moolah Temple Theatre to see Sin City. What a visually stunning and compelling movie. I got a little hot and bothered watching the strangely sexy anti-hero played by Mickey Rourke, and almost jumped to me knees when super hot hookers kicked ass. I know I clapped when some asshole got his just desserts. Finding redemption through revenge and making the truly evil suffer, but doing it with style - brilliant!

After the show, Kelly opened his gifts, one of which I lovingly made by hand. And we then dashed across town to see our other dear friend Joe, who has been pulling all this double duty at Freddies. I decided to wear my new wig (and the lovely clear shower cap that came with it) because I knew it would make Joe laugh and produce quizzical looks from the gays. I'm like that. Always thinking of others......

While I was chatting with the DJ, who is an innocent and thus protected from my wrath, my dear sweet friends, that I love so-so much were outside fiddling with the sandwich board and did this!

I didn't even know this happened last night. I had no idea while we were sitting around sharing drinks and laughs. I remember, now, the look of smug contentment on my friends faces as we sat telling stories and when Ryan suggested a trip to the bear bar (where the wig briefly became a chest merkin), I followed without reservation. I walked right by the sign, unaware my phone number is out there for any random stranger or potential serial killer out on the street to see. I guess posting the pic here isn't a Brainiac kinda move - but hell, it did made me laugh today. I wonder if I'm gonna get any calls or if folks are gonna start strolling up into Freddies for a wash-n-set?

I also wonder how long it will take for me to extract my revenge for this oh-so-clever prank.

After all, if there's one lesson that my dear, sweet, oh-so-close-to-my-heart friends should have learned from watching Sin City....there's always retribution.