So.......A Needle Pulling Thread

I have one more rant in me this week -- and then I'm being nice. Promise. Well...maybe.

So...this stupid fuck who has clearly taken too many steroids comes up to me Saturday when I'm volunteering and says, "Didn't I meet you at *blahbity-blah-blah event*?"

I say yes, remembering his name and how we chatted about IKEA or some lame-ass wine bar that annoying fags like him go to far too frequently. He's dumb as hell, honey...but he is kinda cute... so I do my best to engage.

"Well....I like you the 'other way' so much better..." and he walks away, without buying a raffle ticket, gulping his drink before he heads off to the bathroom...to powder his...um....nose or something.

I get that shit all the time. And while I usually laugh it off, make some joke about being "incognito tonight"....deep-down.....I just wanna say:

"So?! I don't like you any way I've ever seen you. Whether it's up in here - where I know you didn't buy your own ticket.....whether it's on men4sexnow.com where you have a 10 year old picture with your ass up in the air (literally), or how about the last time you propositioned my ass on gay dot com, or even when I see you cruising the park when I'm on my Sunday bike ride.....oh wait - let's not forget last week when I witnessed your credit card being declined up at the Pottery Barn. I'm not here for your tired ass to tell me I'm more attractive when I put on my cheap ass suit from Marshalls and get my $8 haircut...... I'm here, one way or the other, to have some fun and do my part so that folks living with HIV/AIDS get some fucking God-damn healthcare....and if that means I have to put on some glitter or work a registration line, my ass is doing something to give back. And last I heard, all you give people is crabs...."

That's what I'd like to say.

But I don't.

But one of these days.......one of these days........some queen is gonna get read. It's gonna be a full on episode of Reading Rainbow and this glitter-shoe-clicking, full-on-friend-of-Dorothy, pseudo-drag-queen, ruff-n-stuff when-the-lights-go-out homosexual is gonna be deadly accurate....for once.

And you'll be the first to hear about it. And that's a promise I will keep.
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Photos ripped from the great guys over at Blacktie-St. Louis