Sparkle, Rhinestones, Sparkle!

I loved Donnie and Marie - but these Mormons (from an article in the Post) have taken things too damn far. Imagine this was your high school prom:

The event was open to anyone, regardless of their faith, as long as they agreed to abide by some conditions. Drinking, smoking and skimpy clothes wouldn't be tolerated.

Wha?????

What kind of prom is that? And why would you choose to go to that kind of party in the first place. I wasn't a booze hound in high school, but Jesus....the best part of prom was smoking cigarettes and Jane Augustino's boob falling out....

And my favorite line:

Her mother then added a line of rhinestone buttons for sparkle.