Like School on Sunday....

Class is an aura of confidence that is being sure without being cocky. Class has nothing to do with money. Class never runs scared. It is self-discipline and self-knowledge. It's the sure footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life.
- Ann Landers

Whatever, honey.

Gimme a bottle of Aquanet, an open account up at Ferragamo and access to a rental car fortune and I'd be a classy broad, too.