Wonder Showzen

Don't question me, Eddy.

Whatever you're doing tonight, you must stop and find a friend, a trick, a house with cable (and an unlocked, open window) and watch Wonder Showzen on MTV2. Consult your local listings or misanthrope hipster pothead, or all of the above. I wouldn't suggest getting all toked up your first time around though...you might just explode from laughter. Seriously.

STOP!

Don't be all smart and Google it. Just trust me. Or you can ask him -- if he's still alive (or still talking to me). I think the puppet getting a sex change might have just done him in. I am smacked-out-addicted to this show last week and I just can't stop.

It's like dolls....dolls!

Now, if that doesn't sound like a ringing endorsement, then I have failed in my duty to the dark side.

Maybe...just for the sake of sampling some forbidden fruit....you can watch the pilot: Kids Show - an extremely deranged version of Sesame Street.