Queen of the Queers

If you stay up near Shaw, you would have heard some hollering last night. Independently of each other, that Angry Black Bitch and I were each screaming at our televisions over an Ed Bradley report detailing Dubya's Federally Funded Save Your Pussy for Marriage Program Coz Jesus Told Me So.

The thought is this: teach teenagers that condoms don't work and that your spunk must not be spilt until you get married. Having sex will make you "all crazy and depressed" and sex is bad and un-Christian!!! Which is, afterall, the basis for all public policy. What would Jesus do with unfettered control of your tax dollars?

Leading the charge for men not having sex with women is a man that I don't believe has had sex with a woman, either. His name is Claude Allen. He's a cross-eyed lisper, an anti-abortionist and for a (supposed) straight man, he thinks about hot man-on-man action a little too much. Oh...and he's black and worked for Jesse Helms.

Allen's history as a gay-baiter goes back to his days as a top aide to the notorious homophobe Senator Jesse Helms. In 1984, Allen accused Helms' Democratic challenger, then-Governor James Hunt, of having links to "queers," "radical feminists," socialists and unions.

Don't get me wrong. I love gay black men. I was loving on one (or two) the other night....but they were out of the closet! Hell. I dunno if they're outta the closet or not. They were in my bed and like my mother told me if it looks like a duck and acts like a duck.

I guess I'd get sued or thrown up in some Homeland Security Office for Reprogramming for saying I think he's a mo....so let me quote someone who went to high school with him:

I happen to have gone to high school with both Claude and his brother and upon reading the words he uttered concerning "queers" I find this very odd when in high school he was the "Queen of the Queers" and it is very easy to verify. I'll bet like most republicans, he is a closet homosexual and his family is just for show.

Hah!!!!

How preposterous. That's like saying a racist Republican would sleep with his black maid and secretly hide his love child for years. That's crazy talk.

Listen. I could give a fuck who Claude Allen fucks. But this asshole is shaping public health policy that is flawed and dangerous. When these Saving All My Spunk For You teens have sex (which they eventually do), studies are showing they are not protecting themselves from sexually transmitted diseases!!!!!!

I dunno anymore. I dunno what's going on in this country. I'm angry when I find out about it and I'm angrier that most folks don't seem to give a shit what's going on anymore.