June 02, 2005

A Good Day for a Nervous Breakdown

torilachapelle.jpgSince blogging is so much like high school (I'm outside smoking with the Dutch foreign exchange student trying out some new black eyeliner techniques) you can only imagine my total delight in reading that my Pretend Internet Boyfriend was totally referenced by Defamer yesterday.

Oh, my God....oh my, GOD....OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Since Defamer is a member of the coolest girl gang to rule West Beverly and is the really bitchy one that you secretly wish you could be (even though you totally hate them all) - this is fantastic news for Mr. PIB.

Congratulations, doll!

Trouble is, Mr. PIB is so going on vaca in a couple of weeks and he's asked me to guest edit his blog along with a friend of his. Dammit! This means I'll have to scour the vacuous wasteland of American pop culture and surmise clever little witticisms several times a day.

So, it looks like I'm going to be blogging about blogging-for-someone else's-blog with the hopes that my guest-blog is as sharp as his usual-blog and if my stand-in-blog is not blog-worthy, I'm totally going to be a blog laughing-stock. I could ruin his blog's chances of being hyperlinked again by Defamer.....FOREVER!

Oh, the pressure!

Where did that bitch from Holland go, anyway?

I need something stronger than this unfiltered Pall-Mall right now.

And if I say blog one more time today....bonk me on the head, please!

Posted June 2, 2005 12:23 AM

"Clever little witticisms"??? Bah ha ha. The only witty thing I've ever done is ask you to co-edit the thing whilst I'm on vacation. All you have to do is come up with unfunny obvious non-jokes, and you should be fine.

-- posted by: Matt on June 2, 2005 11:48 AM

No, keep blogging. That way some blogs more than me or more than I want to but hold myself back from...

-- posted by: Mindy on June 2, 2005 09:33 AM

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