Plugg That Pie Hole or A Return to Pornography

I find it strange that the folks in New York and Los Angeles keep getting skinner while Americans keep getting fatter. I used to assume that the coasts were the social barometer of our culture, but perhaps I’m wrong. Or maybe it’s just that they’re truly years ahead of the rest of the country and the new lack-of-food look is a precursor to the impending crash of our economy and culture. I hate to be all Gloomy Gus about it because if the future means hard times, at least I’ll be thin.

Today’s news out of New York that an ad campaign targeted for Times Square has been rejected for being akin to pornography, strikes me as odd since the ad is not nearly as pornographic as it is anorexic.

In general, Times Square's ongoing clean-up has meant a closer look at ads by the Times Square Business Improvement District and New York State and corporations such as Morgan Stanley and Conde Nast Publications that have moved into the area, Mr. Turner said. “They welcome innovation, but they don’t welcome a return to pornography ... and when a lady appears to be grabbing a young man’s crotch, that’s a little out there.”

What does she have to grab hold of?

Please!

If that scrawny little thing put her arm around his shoulder – he would just topple over. You can tell that it’s taking everything he has just to hold her up. He’s not posed like that to look good – he’s posed like that because he’s about to snap in half. I swear to God – my left leg weighs more than those two combined.

And since when did Jennifer Love Hewitt get inked?