Karmic Colonic

Honestly, I'm feeling rather petty and small for being so bitchy yesterday.

I'm trying to redeem myself by being especially silly with today's entries over at my Pretend Internet Boyfriend's website, which features images of Burt Reynolds, Elizabeth Berkley and Jackee Harry. There's also a shout out to Marla Gibbs (it's her birthday), a reference to Sophocles and a joke about steel erections.

Frankly, I am exhausted and it's not even two o'clock.

Add to that, I biked 25 miles last night, played Homo Bingo, got my freak on and have "Eye of the Tiger" playing in the back of my mind.

If anyone knows of some sort of Karmic Colonic, please let me know.

This emotional binge and purge shit is getting tiresome.