Party in The Park

Today's sermon will be delayed, because I am about to leave my house and ride my bike back to Forest Park to volunteer at another event -- but this time, I know I will not be yelled at or treated with rudeness or disrespected.

I will not have to endure rudeness.

I will not have to endure drunken assholes thumping my bike, saying hateful shit or screaming slurs at the top of their lungs. I will not have to endure ignorant ladies hollering at me for four hours.

But there certainly will be some ladies hollering -- it's just more likely their words will be accompanied to the beat of house music and will be coming from a DJ.

Without a doubt, I will hear one or two old-school Bitch House remixes of songs like these:

'I Got My Education' by Uncanny Alliance
'Hateful Head Helen' by Sweet Pussy Pauline
'Bitch You Look Fierce' by Jade Elektra 
'Y?' by Kiwi Dreams 
'If M-------a Calls' by Junior Vasquez feat Franklin Fuentes 
'Frank Sinatra' by Miss Kitten
'Get Huh' by Ride Committtee feat. Roxy
'Miss Honey' by Moi Renee
'Jenny Lopez' by Miss Fernando
'Fuck Me Good' by Sweet Pussy Pauline
'Drop A House' by Urban Discharge
'Octopussy' by Miss Fernando
'Queenie' by Ethyl Meatplow 
'Drag Queen' by Snafu featuring Franklin Fuentes
'Tyler Moore Mary' by Rageous projecting Franklin Fuentes
'It's My Pussy' by Jamie Principle feat. Raven
'Serial Buff' by The Saliva Commandos
'Why Are You Gagging?' by Jade Elektra
'This Is My Party (Bitch Get Out)' by George Morel
'Officer, Where's Your Brother?' by George Morel
'I'm Talking to You, Bitch' by Shampale Cartier
'Whatevah' by Jade Elektra
'C.U.N.T.' by Robbie Tronco
'I Got My Education (bootleg response)' by Uncanny Alliance
'Drama' by Club 69
'Get Your Hands Off My Man' by Junior Vasquez
I'm a Bitch' by A Bitch Named Johanna

These songs are from this site: The House of Diabolique. Please feel free to visit this site to gain greater understanding of some of my earliest musical influences and to learn more about butch queens, up in pumps, first time...at a ball.

To hear all of these songs in succession play the Bitch Jukebox -- also from The House of Diabolique.

Because I know I will have a ball today.

See y'all up at Black Pride.