September 21, 2005

Points, Counterpoints, Lines, Needles....and a Big, Beefy Burrito

POINT
The military is now actively recruiting high school drop-outs.

COUNTERPOINT
Universities are losing funding because of Don't Ask - Don't Tell.

POINT
Vatican-ordered gay witch-hunts are starting.

COUNTERPOINT
British gays in the military can shack up with their boyfriends -- in government housing!

POINT
Kate Moss' future in fashion looks bleak after being caught snorting lines on camera.

COUNTERPOINT
An Angry Black Bitch has her own line of fashion merchandise!

COUNTER-COUNTERPOINT
A Dutch TV show plans to televise an on-air personality shooting up on camera.

POINT + COUNTERPOINT
Dubya is drinking again!

CONCLUSION
It's the last fucking day of summer -- and all I care about right now is a ride on my bike and getting a big, beefy burrito for supper!

No news, I'm starting to think, is definitely good news.

That is...with the exception of an Angry Black Bitch launching her own line of fashion merchandise!

Please...my ass needs a work out - not a whooping!

Have a good one, y'all!

Posted September 21, 2005 05:19 PM
Comments

Hey, Rob,

This is...er...Rob. Ha! I thought I'd drop you a note. I'm a new author with a book coming out in March, so naturally I had a website made (by a friend as I'm hopelessly computer illiterate when it comes to that sort of thing.) And since robthurman.com was taken I went with robthurman.net. I doubt you'd get droves of my readers mistakenly coming to your site (new authors don't have droves of readers, snort), but if you get the occasional one, I was hoping you could point them my way so I might bask in their worship (or groan over their scathing criticism.) If you could, I would greatly appreciate it. My email on the website isn't up yet, but should be soon. Thanks! PS cute site...miniKiss?? I'm kicking myself that they don't come here!

-- posted by: Rob Thurman on September 23, 2005 04:28 PM

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