October 31, 2005
Spooky Spawn
Children these days are scary....and expensive.
Your little trend-setter simply must have these $149 Diesel distressed jeans. They're already splattered with paint - since we all know that children no longer actualy do things like play or paint, anymore.
If you're really interested in your child looking sporty cool, you can spend $192.50 at the Gap for that desired look!
Or -- you can create little monsters who don't even need makeup for the Tricks or Treats! Little children really, really need $44 tee-shirts to make a fashion statement in second grade.
Sigh.
Posted October 31, 2005 03:33 PMNot to mention the little buggers are growing up with even worse manners than ever before. Don't even get me started on the new generation's version of a Throwaway Society (my neighbor has 7 children and runs a daycare facility out of her home-- the amount of litter and garbage they produce could fill 10 football fields within a year!)
-- posted by: weirdpixie on November 19, 2005 02:19 PM
Ew.
-- posted by: Pfirsch on November 14, 2005 01:12 PM
