Things I'm trying to understand today

Why some performance-enhancing drugs are bad [Tour de France] and some are good [jock straps and white pants].

Janice Dickinson. No, really. I don't understand why she is relevant and has a TV show. I understand why Angie Dickinson had a TV show -- but lipo-sucked, botoxed white ladies behaving badly isn't exactly new, as this interview with Phyllis Diller illuminates. It's just that being the butt of one's own jokes has been replaced with portions of one's butt being pumped into some chump's bottom lip.

Lady Body Builders [lots of photos here].

People eating dirt [story devoid of explanation].

How I overlooked this site for so long: Truth Dig.