Jihad: Thy Name is A T and Fucking T

My home phone isn't working.

And AT&T has been to my home twice in the past two months - three times in the past year.

What do they suggest when I choose to notify them about their crack-assed service?

Go out and fix it myself.

I'm not kidding.

This is the message that appears when I notified them online (because God forbid that someone at AT&T Service can actually pick up the damn phone).

Grrrrr.

Give me some string and some coffee cans.

I'm building my own motherfucking network.