Trading Races

God bless the much-beloved crazy-ass known as Mia Farrow.

Not only has the UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador been hollering about Chinese-funded genocide in Darfur -- she's also labeled Steven Spielberg a modern-day NAZI-esque propagandist for his participation in the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

Or the Genocide Olympics, as Ms. Farrow puts it.

Love it! Love it! Love it!

Today's news is equally exciting: Soon-Yi's Baby Mama has petitioned the president of Sudan to allow her (crazy-assed Mia Farrow) to trade places with Darful activist Suleiman Jamous, who needs medical treatment.

Mr. Jamous is holed-up in a U.N. hospital in Darfur and is afraid to leave because, quite frankly, the government will kill him.

So....Mia, who is in Paris(!), offers this plea from her website, "Take me! Take me!"

Love it! Love it! Love it!

The only thing that could be even better?

David Beckham is also a UN Goodwill Ambassador, and we all know he's just sitting on the sidelines raking in the cash these days.

Put him to work!

On second thought, "Take Posh, too!"

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Quick overview of the Sudanese conflict: Darfur