Google's Number One Drag Queen

Me? Me! Me!?!?

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To this day, whenever I think of blue glitter lipstick, I'll always remember Scissor Sisters' front man Jake Shears bellowing, "Finally, a Drag Queen," upon my stumbling stunning entrance into one of their concerts!

Oh, good Lord.

One search result fluke has turned me into a monster!

NO AUTOGRAPHS!