February 18, 2008
Jeans for Flat-Assed Bigots
I've been receiving a rash of e-mails regarding multiple sightings of bumper stickers promoting Caucasians® Jeans -- "Jeans for White Guys!"
According to the website, the St. Louis based company was founded in response to FUBU -- you know, the fashion line started by some uppity New York Negroes way-back in 1992.
The pants are apparently designed for truckers who are not members of The Black Truckers Association, which is really too bad because Caucasians® Jeans are purported to be "one inch deeper in the crotch area..[and] won't cut you in half on that long haul."
In other words, whether you're a grower or a shower, a little extra third leg room will delight Larry Craig and lot lizards nationwide.
As for me, I can't wait for the line of white hoodies.
Posted February 18, 2008 08:41 AMI am, of course, appalled. Why, you ask? Because they say, "Don't forget to tell your buddy's!"
My buddy's what? His dog? It looks like Mr. Spokesmodel's dog doesn't want shit to do with him. And I really can't blame the dog about that. Nothing says "take me seriously" like grammatical violations.
-- posted by: Jeffrey on February 21, 2008 09:48 AM
I'm going to score a pair and wear them with my Acceptably Black t-shirt.
Nothing says that we have over come like sitting on the man.
Wink.
-- posted by: Shark-Fu on February 20, 2008 09:45 PM
