Was that an Earthquake or an attempt at demonic possession?

Ok.

So, it's 4:30 in the morning and I'm wide awake.

No. I'm not just getting in -- I'm getting up.

Actually, I was awoken (awaken?) by a low, dull rolling sound, windows rattling and my bed swaying from side to side.

I assumed it was an earthquake (very quickly, I might add)...but so far there's nothing on the news about it, leaving me just a tad aggravated.

I really do not have the time to fight the forces of darkness right now. Which, in a totally perverse way, I'm grateful for at this moment. I have shit to do.

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Update: It was an earthquake!!!!!