This lady should be pissed.

You are bidding on a top quality 3-hoop a stunning snow-white crinoline/petticoat/slip with drawstring waist fit up to 38". Due to elastic metal rings, the crinoline is perfectly transported and instantly restores the initial form.

This crinoline will make your wedding dress very magnificent and smart.

This is not a crinolines that sat on the floor and a million people tried on. It is BRAND NEW no alteration, still has tags and never even put on and in a factory packing.

Price: 8.95 EURO

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Translation: $5,987,763 USD

Washington has become Versailles. We are ruled, entertained and informed by courtiers. The popular media are courtiers. The Democrats, like the Republicans, are courtiers. Our pundits and experts are courtiers. We are captivated by the hollow stagecraft of political theater as we are ruthlessly stripped of power. It is smoke and mirrors, tricks and con games. We are being had.

Even better, the current Bush administration has issued a gag order preventing discussion of the misappropriation of your tax dollars.

A BBC investigation estimates that around $23bn (£11.75bn) may have been lost, stolen or just not properly accounted for in Iraq.

The BBC's Panorama programme has used US and Iraqi government sources to research how much some private contractors have profited from the conflict and rebuilding.

A US gagging order is preventing discussion of the allegations.

The order applies to 70 court cases against some of the top US companies.

Ya know, millions are unemployed, millions have lost their homes, millions have lost health insurance, millions cannot afford staggering price jumps in food, gasoline, and utilities, millions have been displaced by the illegal and criminal invasion of Iraq...and what?

What is to come of this administrations' complete and utter abuse of power, their criminal and unlawful torturing policies, and its utter disregard for Constitutional safeguards?

Not a damn thing I suspect.

Isn't America grand?

Contractors supporting the U.S. military have reportedly employed thousands of foreign workers who had arrived in Iraq as victims of trafficking. According to CorpWatch, which investigates and exposes corporate human rights violations worldwide, contractors working for Halliburton/KBR, which manages a $12 billion reconstruction contract, and First Kuwaiti Trading & Contracting, which has a $592 million contract to build the new U.S. embassy in Baghdad, use deception and “bait-and-switch” hiring practices, charge exorbitant “recruiting” fees that put poor migrant workers in debt to their employers, hold passports to restrict workers’ movements, and provide inadequate living conditions and emergency medical care. Although the Pentagon prohibits such practices for all contractors receiving U.S. funds, it has no penalty for violating such policy.

Turkish middlemen “illegally” took a group of 400 Georgian nationals into Iraq, charged exorbitant “service” fees, and failed to honor promises of good wages and living conditions.

Related: State Department says rampant abuse and slavery claims unsubstantiated.

Related: Iraqi women and children sold to highest bidder -- Iraqi union leaders murdered.

Related: Accounting errors for more than $15 billion in Pentagon defense contracts for weapons, vehicles, construction equipment, and security services in Iraq.

Once again, the Post has unearthed another shocking news story.

So, it's 4:30 in the morning and I'm wide awake.

No. I'm not just getting in -- I'm getting up.

Actually, I was awoken (awaken?) by a low, dull rolling sound, windows rattling and my bed swaying from side to side.

I assumed it was an earthquake (very quickly, I might add)...but so far there's nothing on the news about it, leaving me just a tad aggravated.

I really do not have the time to fight the forces of darkness right now. Which, in a totally perverse way, I'm grateful for at this moment. I have shit to do.

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Update: It was an earthquake!!!!!

When Courtney Love wore fake Chanel, Harper's Bazaar flew her crazy ass to Paris to apologize to Karl Lagerfeld.

Sadly, I suspect, the people of Crestwood will simply be slapped with a lawsuit.

See ya at Crestwood Court in court!

Story: Crestwood Mall stupidly rebranded.

It gets really fun around 3:10...

Sony/BMG, the company responsible for Ricky Martin, is being sued for installing pirated software on their corporate servers!

It is alleged that 47% of all the company's software was illegally obtained!

Perhaps you'll remember:

In October 2007, it was announced that Sony BMG successfully sued Jammie Thomas. The single mother, who makes $36,000 a year, was ordered to pay $222,220 in damages for making 24 songs available for download on the Kazaa file-sharing network.

The corporate behemoth's arsenal of talent also includes Britney Spears, Beyoncé, Justin Timberlake, Michael Jackson, Shakira, Usher and, well...just about everybody else.

Let's do the math: 24 (probably shitty) songs = $222,220. What does 47% of the software for a $2.3 billion company amount to in this day and age?

You're right: 100% more lousy music!

She almost lost her husband to prostate cancer.

She lost her mobility after a car accident left her with severe brain damage.

She lives in a nursing home, paid for by a trust funded by a legal settlement.

Or should I say lived?

It's not certain where Ms. Shank will live now that her former employer, Wal-Mart, wants to be reimbursed for the health care expenses the company accrued after the accident - a reimbursement that will leave Ms. Shank penniless.

Here's the way it works:

1. Shank has accident
2. Wal-Mart pays for health care
3. Shank sues company responsible for accident
4. Shank wins money
5. Wal-Mart wants its money back
6. Wal-Mart sues Shank
7. Wal-Mart wins
8. Shank loses everything (again)

It's shameful, sure - but do you really expect less from Wal-Mart, apart from their low, low prices?

The thing that astounds me, however, is that given the recent anniversary of Terri Schiavo's death, I've seen little to no coverage of Debbie Shank's story in the conservative press.

Remember the feverish intensity of the debate - the congressional and presidential showdown with Schiavo's family - the unequivocal assertion that people with severe brain damage deserve our love, care and unconditional support?

So far, these fearless, moral crusaders for Terri Schiavo have expressed no sympathy (or outrage) for Debbie Shank, a permanently disabled wife and traumatized mother of a dead solider:

Albert Mohler: 0
Michelle Malkin: 0
Rush Limbaugh: 0
Fox News: 0
Focus on the Family: 0

Read More: CNN's Debbie Shank story.